Sunday, August 26, 2007♥12:31 AM
Whoops! Haven’t been updating for “what seems like eternity”!
And I’m so happy ‘cos:
¨ World peace! My old friends, the “Triple Js”, Jonathan, Jeremy and Joshua, whom I haven’t met for at least 5 years, now have a high chance of being the one moving to our adjacent block! (Our pal, who lives at that block too, describes them as “St. Michael Teacher with three sons, one in Secondary Two, the other in Primary 6 and the youngest one in Primary 2…”) Can’t wait to chat and meet again!
¨ Oh yes! The beautiful fireworks at the fireworks display a few weeks back really motivated me to design fireworks too! Fireworks designed by Spanish.
¨ Lastly, about exams, arithmetic was ok but I’m kinda worried about science. Aw, everything’s over! Time to relax! Hope Sheryl can come today! We shall play, blog, sing, pillow fight, etc.
My Holiday Plan
v Pasir Ris Park-ULTRA Picnic…
v Continue to Blog like a kinda Mad-kid
v DRAW MY YUMIKO AYOURA MANGA COMIC! How can I forget…?
Boo Hoo!
Here’s the story of a hated and so-called “irresponsible” monitor…
可怜的班长就会这种命运…
This all starts with a class who likes to complain.
Poor me, I’m always abused by my class.
Okay once upon a time
I was like a bubbly lime
Well-liked, simple, feminine
But until now it’s still unseen
It was when my dear teacher
Made me a kind of monitor
And I was forever sad
‘Cos my class’s quite bad
As most of us know, my class is, altogether a BULLY itself. And another thing is that their the world’s most URGENT group of freaks-they always go to the toilet WITHOUT my permission when the teacher’s not in.
Until a black Thursday came. I had a migraine because my class was a mad-cow barn after Mr.Chan left. This trio was screaming excuses for a trip to the toilet, like, “I so urgent lah, shit going to come out”, “大便 going to plop out” and so on so for.
While the OK Leong Kwan Hoe raised his hand + asked, “May I go to the toilet?” And F.Y.I he was the first one to question. Therefore, I allowed him stilo-ly.
Argh! Here comes the climax. The Seow, when I disallowed him from going to the toilet (because teacher did explain that if any of the students want to go to the toilet, they should go one-by-one, not in one whole group so as to avoid playing in the toilet and skipping of classes) claimed that I was “abusing my position of authority”.
Okay, that was enough. The Ong Kuan Wai was there dancing and makin’ a big hoo-hah. I was left with nothing to say as they sped off on their own.
Well, slightly luckily for me, Chien Ta told me to write their names on the whiteboard. Good. Excellent. PERFECT. And I did, of course. Still, I received thousands of complains from the speed-off-ers. Wah… even Xiu Hui was blurting out excuses that made me really furious.
ENOUGH. I exploded on the spot. Next, I fled from the scenario to my seat, and buried my head in my arms. Tears started welling up my eyes as I heard the disgusting words. Blab. “Not fit to be monitor loh”, “I just want to go toilet only what”, “She’s so bossy”, “Not fair one loh”-all the poop that made me cry like dripping and 100% non-absorbant object(boo hoo).
Eventually, I stormed to the whiteboard and rubbed off their names violently and stormed back to my seat.
4E simmered down instantly. They whispered more stuff among themselves. I was quivering non-stop, eyes swelling with tears, waiting for a friend to thrust a tissue under my nose.
AH-Of course that is just wishful thinking, haha.
I sobbed right through TWO ENTIRE PERIODS------>ONE HOUR.
The end. The incident just lasted flat like that.
All right all right, I’ll stop complaining…looks like I really can’t take control!
NOTE FOR TEACHERS: Now that the truth is revealed, please don’t continue to investigate.
Note to myself:
NEVER
EVER Befriend those who 得罪 me that day.
Just joking lah! Simply making a laugh out of everything.
Friday, August 3, 2007♥10:25 PM
Yesterday was my piano exams...WA SAI, the examiner so tall and scary and strict...and looks so stingy that I'm scared I might not score a distinction this time. Uh oh. Some more the examination room so stuffy and I made a lot of mistakes-shit!
Okay. Time to talk about someone VERY 烦. MDM CHAN LOL (
Master of
Dead
Madness Chan, haha). Hate her man! SO bossy and naggy, horrible and disgusting, ridiculous and unbelievably abusive-mother-like. She's my IT club DV 校园 guide, from our school. She keeps on nagging and 一直指指点点的，like when she said, "环境要安静，不能有声音，知道吗？！” Then she herself kept standing there, doing nothing, except scolding, reprimanding and crisizing us, making so much noise when we were taking the video. It turns out like everything we do is wrong and EVERYTHING she does is right lol. That time Georgie and I were just walking past the stones, GENTLY kicking them, then that Mdm Chan came up and screamed, "喂，你们干吗去踢那些石头？这样叫vandalising 你知道吗？！” Very funny. Just mildly kicking them when we are SEVERELY fed up also called VANDALISING. After that she noticed my monitor badge and went PRODDING at it, saying, "你看，你看，你还是 monitor leh." Wah lao eh. 很像我们得罪她似的。On the first session, we wanted to take the tennis court on the fourth level but Mdm Chan complained about her painful and restless legs and she couldn't climb the stairs. In the end, she also managed up the stairs to the IT lab what! So funny loh. And on the second session, when my group didn't take the video, she also scold us, say, "你知道上个星期你们要拍的人为什么每次都跑掉吗？因为你们都不会问他们吗！这样lousy 的，so useless one! 什么东西都要我问！" 听了都烦。She is teacher what. If the students don't listen to her they would be in DEEP trouble. But we're just plain students and of course all the students wouldn't listen to us what?! You know, we went back to the IT lab so soon for the
Mdm Chan Lecturing Society Board nagging. And her nagging went for as a long time as 20 minutes, and while we were getting tortured by her, other groups were having fun shooting thousand-second movies. Not fair! The second group to shoot the video had their card full. Then our other IT teacher, Mr. J. Chan explained to us that we accidentally pressed a wrong button and patiently taught us how to set it back to the tape version, while that dumb Mdm Chan was sitting there, smiling with that 幸灾乐祸的样子. Can't stand it. So proud and sickening.
This Wednesday, I went with the dumb Yan to ACS Barker Road for the Crystallisation demonstration. During lunch, Mum passed me the Fruit Tree Fresh drink without a straw so I wanted one from the stall vendors. I didn't like the stall vendors from Stall 8 because of their well-known sternness. So I asked for a straw from Stall 4. But the stall vendor said that unless I bought a drink for her, she would give me a straw, so I had no choice but to listen to the stall vendor of Stall 4 and get the straw from Stall 8 because only Stall 8 sold that drink. But the stall vendor of Stall 8 was EVEN WORSE. She yelled at me, "你有跟我买水meh?!" I had to tell the truth. "我从外面买的，”I murmured. Then that dumbo just gave me that icy glare and said, "外面买就要从外面拿吸管！” I was outraged. I AGAIN had no choice but to drink without a straw. The hole was so big. Lots of water spilt out of it and stained my shirt sticky, soggy wet, in front of my friends. So embarrassing! Those stall vendors would lose thousands of future customers if they go on like this!
At ACS, the Oh Qi Yuan kept saying, "Ladies first" so I could get on the jumbo bus FIRST, put the copper sulfate into the beaker FIRST, stir the copper sulfate mixture FIRST, wash the thermometer FIRST. About the school, I've been there before because my brother could get in (but didn't want to). It's got this gargantuan swimming pool. I wanted to ask the still-as-a-stone Yan whether he saw it but he kept talking to the Ryan and Qi Yuan so too bad lolz.
Yippee! I know how to make a copper sulfate crystal NOW! It's blue. Hope I can make the crystal with someone else instead of a snobbish boy. :(