Sunday, August 26, 2007♥12:31 AM
And I’m so happy ‘cos:
¨ World peace! My old friends, the “Triple Js”, Jonathan, Jeremy and Joshua, whom I haven’t met for at least 5 years, now have a high chance of being the one moving to our adjacent block! (Our pal, who lives at that block too, describes them as “St. Michael Teacher with three sons, one in Secondary Two, the other in Primary 6 and the youngest one in Primary 2…”) Can’t wait to chat and meet again!
¨ Oh yes! The beautiful fireworks at the fireworks display a few weeks back really motivated me to design fireworks too! Fireworks designed by Spanish.
¨ Lastly, about exams, arithmetic was ok but I’m kinda worried about science. Aw, everything’s over! Time to relax! Hope Sheryl can come today! We shall play, blog, sing, pillow fight, etc.
My Holiday Plan
v Pasir Ris Park-ULTRA Picnic…
v Continue to Blog like a kinda Mad-kid
v DRAW MY YUMIKO AYOURA MANGA COMIC! How can I forget…?
Boo Hoo!
Here’s the story of a hated and so-called “irresponsible” monitor…
可怜的班长就会这种命运…
This all starts with a class who likes to complain.
Poor me, I’m always abused by my class.
Okay once upon a time
I was like a bubbly lime
Well-liked, simple, feminine
But until now it’s still unseen
It was when my dear teacher
Made me a kind of monitor
And I was forever sad
‘Cos my class’s quite bad
As most of us know, my class is, altogether a BULLY itself. And another thing is that their the world’s most URGENT group of freaks-they always go to the toilet WITHOUT my permission when the teacher’s not in.
Until a black Thursday came. I had a migraine because my class was a mad-cow barn after Mr.Chan left. This trio was screaming excuses for a trip to the toilet, like, “I so urgent lah, shit going to come out”, “大便 going to plop out” and so on so for.
While the OK Leong Kwan Hoe raised his hand + asked, “May I go to the toilet?” And F.Y.I he was the first one to question. Therefore, I allowed him stilo-ly.
Argh! Here comes the climax. The Seow, when I disallowed him from going to the toilet (because teacher did explain that if any of the students want to go to the toilet, they should go one-by-one, not in one whole group so as to avoid playing in the toilet and skipping of classes) claimed that I was “abusing my position of authority”.
Okay, that was enough. The Ong Kuan Wai was there dancing and makin’ a big hoo-hah. I was left with nothing to say as they sped off on their own.
Well, slightly luckily for me, Chien Ta told me to write their names on the whiteboard. Good. Excellent. PERFECT. And I did, of course. Still, I received thousands of complains from the speed-off-ers. Wah… even Xiu Hui was blurting out excuses that made me really furious.
ENOUGH. I exploded on the spot. Next, I fled from the scenario to my seat, and buried my head in my arms. Tears started welling up my eyes as I heard the disgusting words. Blab. “Not fit to be monitor loh”, “I just want to go toilet only what”, “She’s so bossy”, “Not fair one loh”-all the poop that made me cry like dripping and 100% non-absorbant object(boo hoo).
Eventually, I stormed to the whiteboard and rubbed off their names violently and stormed back to my seat.
4E simmered down instantly. They whispered more stuff among themselves. I was quivering non-stop, eyes swelling with tears, waiting for a friend to thrust a tissue under my nose.
AH-Of course that is just wishful thinking, haha.
I sobbed right through TWO ENTIRE PERIODS------>ONE HOUR.
The end. The incident just lasted flat like that.
All right all right, I’ll stop complaining…looks like I really can’t take control!
NOTE FOR TEACHERS: Now that the truth is revealed, please don’t continue to investigate.
Note to myself:
NEVER
EVER Befriend those who 得罪 me that day.
Just joking lah! Simply making a laugh out of everything.
Friday, August 3, 2007♥10:25 PM
Okay. Time to talk about someone VERY 烦. MDM CHAN LOL (Master of Dead Madness Chan, haha). Hate her man! SO bossy and naggy, horrible and disgusting, ridiculous and unbelievably abusive-mother-like. She's my IT club DV 校园 guide, from our school. She keeps on nagging and 一直指指点点的，like when she said, "环境要安静，不能有声音，知道吗？！” Then she herself kept standing there, doing nothing, except scolding, reprimanding and crisizing us, making so much noise when we were taking the video. It turns out like everything we do is wrong and EVERYTHING she does is right lol. That time Georgie and I were just walking past the stones, GENTLY kicking them, then that Mdm Chan came up and screamed, "喂，你们干吗去踢那些石头？这样叫vandalising 你知道吗？！” Very funny. Just mildly kicking them when we are SEVERELY fed up also called VANDALISING. After that she noticed my monitor badge and went PRODDING at it, saying, "你看，你看，你还是 monitor leh." Wah lao eh. 很像我们得罪她似的。On the first session, we wanted to take the tennis court on the fourth level but Mdm Chan complained about her painful and restless legs and she couldn't climb the stairs. In the end, she also managed up the stairs to the IT lab what! So funny loh. And on the second session, when my group didn't take the video, she also scold us, say, "你知道上个星期你们要拍的人为什么每次都跑掉吗？因为你们都不会问他们吗！这样lousy 的，so useless one! 什么东西都要我问！" 听了都烦。She is teacher what. If the students don't listen to her they would be in DEEP trouble. But we're just plain students and of course all the students wouldn't listen to us what?! You know, we went back to the IT lab so soon for the Mdm Chan Lecturing Society Board nagging. And her nagging went for as a long time as 20 minutes, and while we were getting tortured by her, other groups were having fun shooting thousand-second movies. Not fair! The second group to shoot the video had their card full. Then our other IT teacher, Mr. J. Chan explained to us that we accidentally pressed a wrong button and patiently taught us how to set it back to the tape version, while that dumb Mdm Chan was sitting there, smiling with that 幸灾乐祸的样子. Can't stand it. So proud and sickening.
This Wednesday, I went with the dumb Yan to ACS Barker Road for the Crystallisation demonstration. During lunch, Mum passed me the Fruit Tree Fresh drink without a straw so I wanted one from the stall vendors. I didn't like the stall vendors from Stall 8 because of their well-known sternness. So I asked for a straw from Stall 4. But the stall vendor said that unless I bought a drink for her, she would give me a straw, so I had no choice but to listen to the stall vendor of Stall 4 and get the straw from Stall 8 because only Stall 8 sold that drink. But the stall vendor of Stall 8 was EVEN WORSE. She yelled at me, "你有跟我买水meh?!" I had to tell the truth. "我从外面买的，”I murmured. Then that dumbo just gave me that icy glare and said, "外面买就要从外面拿吸管！” I was outraged. I AGAIN had no choice but to drink without a straw. The hole was so big. Lots of water spilt out of it and stained my shirt sticky, soggy wet, in front of my friends. So embarrassing! Those stall vendors would lose thousands of future customers if they go on like this!
At ACS, the Oh Qi Yuan kept saying, "Ladies first" so I could get on the jumbo bus FIRST, put the copper sulfate into the beaker FIRST, stir the copper sulfate mixture FIRST, wash the thermometer FIRST. About the school, I've been there before because my brother could get in (but didn't want to). It's got this gargantuan swimming pool. I wanted to ask the still-as-a-stone Yan whether he saw it but he kept talking to the Ryan and Qi Yuan so too bad lolz.
Yippee! I know how to make a copper sulfate crystal NOW! It's blue. Hope I can make the crystal with someone else instead of a snobbish boy. :(
Friday, July 20, 2007♥3:31 AM
We were given the WORST quiz I've ever had in all my excursions. The tourist was kinda friendly because she didn't even dare to scold us or even boss us about...lucky us. When we got to the Kampong Glam garden, we saw a horrifying green and small worm-not seen a worm move THAT fast. We can't even jot down the notes the tourist said onto our worksheet. She led us to the Hajjah Fatimah Mosque/Sultan Mosque...the teachers and I took the most 无聊pictures ever. Lame. Even the medicine from the Glam trees. The sultan mosque was quite tilted ya know.
We were led to the graveyard. Spooky...
And we left the mosque to the LUCKY 7 kopi shop. More like UNLUCKY 7 'cos of the bees that flew into the deserves-it Yan's drink. And Lye Yu Zhe puked. The cleaners were super duper horrid...they just used a broom to sweep away the barf. Yuck. Lucky 7 Eating house. Mm.
The tourist led us to this place in Kampong Glam-the photo is always shown in our Social Studies textbooks, where the shophouses are. We headed for "Grandfather's Collection" for and Educational Talk about traditional toys such as the top, chapteh, five stones etc. The shop owner said that if the girls could kick the chapteh 3 times non-stop he would give the chapteh to her immediately free-of-charge. F.Y.I. none of the girls managed the challenge. The boys kept complaining like 笑that is was not fair because they had to kick 5 times. Can't they just shut up??? The uncle was looking up to them and yet they dislike their high positions. Too bad, can't do anything about their weird expectations.
There were voodoo dolls at only $2 there! Should have brought from there though. I bought the whistle and fragrant candles. Hey, quite cheap one leh! Whistle's 50 cents and fragrant candles at $1.50. I know it isn't easy money. :(
After the visit to the ZAM-ZAM(holy water)Roti Prata Shop we had to head back to the hall of horror, terror, scare-school.
Today's the talk about the disgusting rotting creatures 'cos we just saw a decaying dead mouse at the basketball court today...ants chewing. Yuck. Wanted to throw up.
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Thursday, July 19, 2007♥6:48 AM
Sigh...today's the IPW presentation which got me quite fed up and because Zhi Yan NEEDED some script and...
Gerald Wee the tornado. Destroying our entire project with his elephant-sized mouth and funky brain. What the ****! Killing me with the major destruction and makes me do the detoxing.
ARGH! I'm just plain unlucky! I wish and WISH so HARD till me head would BURST that Gerald would never be in our team. And he was, 倒霉 enough for us to be in our team. During the presentation, we were supposed to pause at the second slide so that Xiu Hui and I could read the bad points about the cereal box we were going to improve on and how we are going to improve on it. WE TOLD THE GERALD WEE TO PAUSE. Then he still went on clicking. COMMON SENSE PLEASE!
CAN'T HE USE HIS SIXTH SENSE AND DON'T TOUCH THE ENTIRE KEYBOARD AND MOUSE AND ALL THE COMPUTER PERIPHERALS? We were already screaming-whispering(screaming if we could/had the chance and whispering because we couldn't scream.) at him, "DON'T TOUCH!" And there he went again, running through to the next slide. Can't stand it! I was yelling in my head, "ARGH! HANDS OFF!!!":'(
And he just went clicking away.
I talked about this for at least TEN times today. SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD. Note that I may not have another moment to update 'cos of the exams.
Thursday, July 12, 2007♥7:19 AM
Oh yes! The new china boy came to our class today. Honestly speaking, other people in my class keep complaining about him, like, "Jia Ming did this, Jia Ming did that" and it becomes so annoying EVEN TO ME I would scream my head off at 'em if I were the Jia Ming. But he was really misbehaving today.
Miie today did nothing much but homework till midnight. NOW LET ME ASK YOU, IS THIS STRESSED OUT?! We still have to do the dumb 习字 that I don't feel like doing when I COME HOME LATE because it would take me eternity or at least millenia to complete it.要写百多个字喔！
Some time spent on thinking, "HAVE I FALLEN INTO DEPRESSION?" My mum is complaining. She thinks I don't have it, but I think so because sometimes I feel like ~pst~ to end myself! Extremely 100% true. Because of betraying friends and scoldings and naggings and bullying whereever I go until I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO and I lock myself up in the room of depression and I hope everybody would be under the control of my voodoo doll!
HAHA! Sounds like a mad person's journal!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007♥7:46 AM
PLEASE note: I've reframed from writing bad about my friends although it still doesn't stop me from not standing them. Therefore, please do not ACCUSE me of talking bad. BUT if someone makes me far more fed up than I am now, I'll straight post that in my miscellaneous blogs. So watch out, dudes.
Sunday, July 1, 2007♥12:07 AM
YEAH...but NO...I have to part with my dearie voodoo doll...! All thanks to that Jie! But anyway still have to lah, my mother owe her a birthday present...Yesterday got 生日记会...distant cousin's birthday, so we went to this huge sea side terrace @ Joo Chiat for buffet...so boring lol...so many babies, 好烦！Keep on crying non-stop, makes my head wanna burst! We went to the back corridor to blow bubbles...when this stupid nincompoop cousin (I hope we're not related by blood!) burst inand showed off his stupid golf stick and bursting our bubbles! Then the show-off-of-a-Zhi-Jie started playin' with him and leaving Yan Ting and I alone...ya' know, Yan Ting is SO pathetic because her parents so-called "abandoned" her @ this huge house and drove off for D&D(Dinner and Dance). Followed by a visit to the park...SO unique lol the playground!d! Got this weirdo slide and crate and wiggly wobbly bouncy stuff and ropes and swings...Jie met with this rather mad girl wearing spectacles at the swing who went singing mad things even SHE HERSELF can't understand- "Lalalalala, I take off my shoe, I'm in primary one" etc. makes me feel so SPOOKED! Suddenly she started offering us LEAVES, um, more like BITS OF LEAVES! Creepy...I dumped them at the drain...-.-'Guilty-.-' By the way, what's a weird girl like her doing @ Joo Chiat?!
YAY! Finally MISS CHUA (Prelude Music Studio principal, my former piano teacher...eh...GOOD ol' teacher)IS TAKING ME BACK as her student! Good lol...secret:I can 考Grade 8 after Grade 5...YES!
Fine now gotta run...